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Created on 2000-07-09 20:11:26 (#7154), last updated 2007-06-20
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Basic Info| Name: | the english army |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-19 |
| Location: | Victorville, California, United States |
Bioon a hot summer's the cowboys, including myself, were riding along the desert.. though the insects were mighty fine and all, it had been weeks since we had a decent meal.. it had also been months, perhaps years, (it was hard to tell) since we had some good lovin', but whenever any of the boys and i tried to kiss, we were both reminded of why were heterosexual.. i was pondering about how to make a better saddle for both me and my horse, when suddenly their was a very distinct sound. a howl. a specific kind of howl. a cy-yot. no no.. more than one. cy-yots. a whole pack of cy-yots (or "coyotes" as some people call them). we went hunting.. we were half way there when i beheld the most beautiful and an almost uncommon sight.. one of the loveliest ladies i had ever seen was batheing over in Snake River, i figured myself to be halcuinating from the lack of food, but i called out to her anyway. she was as real as they come. she was a cowboy's cowgirl, she beckoned me to come closer.. so i approached the river.. cautiously of course, but i approached nonetheless. As I was nearing by suddenly it felt like I was struck by something.. i can't recall what it felt like.. didn't feel like any rock though... i just fell down and fainted.. been unconcious at that time, i really can't tell what happen between me now and the next part of this, because i just don't know what happened.
when i came to i saw myself surrounded with water, i had figured i was in the river.. i was feeling quite weak, but i gathered up my strength to swim "upshore", but as my view got clearer... i realized i wasn't in a river... i think i was in some sort of tank or something. and these bug eyed gray demons or something or rather like that were all around just...stareing at me... their are good types of stares like the "come over here, darling and let me show what loving is all about" a pretty lady gives you and than their are the bad type stares that make you want to reach for your pistol. these demons were diffiently giving me a "bad stare"... so i reached to grab my pistol, when i felt the skin of my thigh.. looking down i realized i was naked. naked and being stared at by these mysterious and frightening bug eyed gray demons. i could only come to one conclusion.. the Lord above had sent me to hell after all my years of womanizing and drinking. It wasn't quite the place of fire and brimstone them preachers had preached about, but it sure was torture. i was still saving together my strength, but this time it was focused on something completely different... if i was already dead.. i could take a foolish risk. i yanked forward violently against the tank... it was a bit of a gamble, but having been an addicted gambler i was in the habit of taking gambles... luckily, this was one of the few that paid off. the glass tank fell forward crashing into pieces.. water flowing out.. flowing me on to the floor. the aliens just stared... almost amused.
and i wasn't dead. the blood on my arms. i had been cut by the glass. now i was really beginning to get nervous, because before i had figured i was in hell, which believe you me, scared me... but at least i understood where i was. except that now i realized i DIDN'T understand where i was. i was naked and bleeding in a place i didn't even know. i fainted.
waking up, i found myself with a wolf pack, fearing for my life.. even if i didn't have my pistol i was going to strangle 'em to death, but when i was about to raise my hand i looked and i saw it was a paw.. looking down... i had realized.. i had become a wolf myself. and i had the sudden urge to start an indie rock band...
here's a collage pretty giving a fair idea of a lot of the things, people, and whatever i'm into.. some listed in my interests, some not:
when i came to i saw myself surrounded with water, i had figured i was in the river.. i was feeling quite weak, but i gathered up my strength to swim "upshore", but as my view got clearer... i realized i wasn't in a river... i think i was in some sort of tank or something. and these bug eyed gray demons or something or rather like that were all around just...stareing at me... their are good types of stares like the "come over here, darling and let me show what loving is all about" a pretty lady gives you and than their are the bad type stares that make you want to reach for your pistol. these demons were diffiently giving me a "bad stare"... so i reached to grab my pistol, when i felt the skin of my thigh.. looking down i realized i was naked. naked and being stared at by these mysterious and frightening bug eyed gray demons. i could only come to one conclusion.. the Lord above had sent me to hell after all my years of womanizing and drinking. It wasn't quite the place of fire and brimstone them preachers had preached about, but it sure was torture. i was still saving together my strength, but this time it was focused on something completely different... if i was already dead.. i could take a foolish risk. i yanked forward violently against the tank... it was a bit of a gamble, but having been an addicted gambler i was in the habit of taking gambles... luckily, this was one of the few that paid off. the glass tank fell forward crashing into pieces.. water flowing out.. flowing me on to the floor. the aliens just stared... almost amused.
and i wasn't dead. the blood on my arms. i had been cut by the glass. now i was really beginning to get nervous, because before i had figured i was in hell, which believe you me, scared me... but at least i understood where i was. except that now i realized i DIDN'T understand where i was. i was naked and bleeding in a place i didn't even know. i fainted.
waking up, i found myself with a wolf pack, fearing for my life.. even if i didn't have my pistol i was going to strangle 'em to death, but when i was about to raise my hand i looked and i saw it was a paw.. looking down... i had realized.. i had become a wolf myself. and i had the sudden urge to start an indie rock band...
here's a collage pretty giving a fair idea of a lot of the things, people, and whatever i'm into.. some listed in my interests, some not:
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60's batman, 60's music, accordians, adult swim, air, alaskan malamutes, animals, anime, anthropomorphic animals, anti-riaa, apples in stereo, art, at the drive-in, badly drawn boy, battle royale, beastie boys, beck, ben folds (five), beulah, bittorrent, blur, bob dylan, brak, brian wilson, bright eyes, canines, captain beefheart, cartoons, chicken burritos, children's music, cinema, composing, cornershop, cowboy bebop, delirious, dinosaur jr, don knotts, elephant 6, elf power, ennio morricone, excel saga, experimental music, film, five iron frenzy, flcl, folk music, frank zappa, free concerts, free music, fruits basket, fuddling, geeks, george harrison, glockenspiel, gomez, gorillaz, gravitation, guitar solos, harmonies, hatsuharu, havalina rail company, indie, jason martin, jeff mangum, jesus hitler and me, john lennon, johnny cash, jon spencer blues explosion, joy electric, julian koster, kare kano, keyboard, lakeland terriers, learning to play instruments, lilo and stitch, lou barlow, making music, malamutes, mandolin, manga, melody, molesting raccoons, mono, monty python, movies, mp3s, music, my bloody valentine, neil young, neon genesis evangelion, neutral milk hotel, nine inch nails, nirvana, non-american cultures, olivia tremor control, oswald the octopus, ozy and millie, pavement, pearl jam, percussion, pet sounds, phil spector, piano, playing music, pokey the penguin, prince, quentin tarantino, radiohead, rats, relient k, ren and stimpy, righteous brothers, rodents, ronnie martin, sebadoh, singing saws, slugging, smile, soul coughing, space ghost, stanley kubrick, star wars, starflyer 59, stevie wonder, sunny day real estate, switchfoot, tacos, the beach boys, the beatles, the elms, the lion king, the mocking of nadir, the muppets, the music tapes, the pixies, the temptations, they might be giants, tmbg, u2, under the weather, vegetables, velvet underground, vocal harmonies, ween, weezer, weird al yankovic, willie nelson, writing
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